the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
Very insightful, thank you
|—||Luna Adriana (via suspend)|
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
Goat gives it all it’s got
give it all you’ve goat
I love this so much
LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS
where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms
i like how kim is still smiling
the assassination of Julius Caesar
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”