meowxmix

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything
Luna Adriana (via suspend)
theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

thatsthat24:

dervlaaaarghhhh:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

give it all you’ve goat

I love this so much

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:


So that’s what it’s used for


eating breakfast on the go

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

fricklefrackphan:


sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms

fricklefrackphan:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms

k1mkardashian:

i like how kim is still smiling

k1mkardashian:

i like how kim is still smiling

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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kimkanyekimye:

lolust:

inkimyewetrust:

kimkanyekimye:

The West’s Matching!

Matching outfits done right. Not even cheesy

omggggggggggg they KILL me

That’s the Wests for ya ^